Story of my life.

  04:36 pm, by windowtoamind

Ask An Ass(hole Anything)

One of these days, I will start a new tumblr account named “Ask An Asshole Anything” with the URL being “askanass” for easy access.

This is because it has come to my realization that I have a deep hate for people and that I love being a total douche. What could be better than people begging to be verbally abused?

Viewers will be prompted to ask any question they desire, which I will answer when I have time.

Answers will consist of bad advice and me calling the asker a “retard”, “dumbass”, “shitface”, “slut”, or any other insulting word at least five times per answer.

This is a wonderful idea and if don’t agree, you are stupid.

06:31 pm, by windowtoamind

“Your question has been received.”

-volante:

> /inb4 “tumblr what is your problem now -__-“

> /inb4 “again? MOTHER—

And I’m pretty sure it happened again.

06:21 pm, reblogged  by windowtoamind
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

Not all dogs around the world say “bow-wow.” In Spanish, many of the sounds that animals make are different from the sounds in English. Look at each of the onomatopoeias and listen to their pronunciation. Then write the name of the animal to which each sound most likely corresponds.

Can you guess what it is?

11:09 pm, by windowtoamind 3

Things I am Planning to do Next Week:

  • Work
  • Play gaimz
  • Sleep
  • Planning and making cards
  • Buying a Nintendo 3DS before August 12th at either a Wal-mart or Best Buy at the current $250 price tag and then attempting a price adjustment within seven days to take advantage of both the Ambassador benefits as well as the lowered price of $170.

09:11 pm, by windowtoamind

Late Nights

Last night, I discovered the cause of my insomnia. Ironically, it’s been pillows.

03:24 am, by windowtoamind

I’m bored and I want to write more letters. I like writing letters.

11:54 pm, by windowtoamind

MAIL TIEM!

Why are there whales?…

Oh…

Nevermind.

(Apparently the only image I ever use or have.)

I opened your envelope with a letter-opener and only realized it was taped when the flap was flopping around. And then I was sitting there wondering how you got fucking foil in that shit and I was like… Oh… It’s folded at both ends. God, I’m a retard.

I totally know what you mean with that summer shit. Everyone always goes off on some crazy-ass adventure during the summer and come back with farfetched tales on how they went sky diving and landed on a boat where they proceeded to fight ninjas to save the princess. I’m always like… “Well, I slept. Bitch.”

I only got two of the classes I wanted to get in for the summer but whatever. I stacked my fall semester like a motherfucker. 8:30am - 1:50pm everyday. I gotta start waking up early soon. I’ve been sleeping through both of my alarms these days.

Haven’t done shit this entire summer. Don’t think I ever do. Only this past week have I actually “gone out” to do work on some houses my parents were fixing up and today, went to see Green Lantern with a friend who happened to be in the area for a job interview. The movie sucked by the way. Avid comic-reader or not, it was a disappointment.

But you. Don’t be like me. Get off your lazy ass and do something. As fun and amusing as Family Feud is, don’t waste your summer bumming around. Go have fun and shit or… something.

Been waiting for this letter since like, what? April? lol. But I’m glad you wrote back. I don’t know what it is about hand-written letters but everything seem far more personal. And Happy Father’s Day to you too…

P.S.

Name an animal whose name starts with a “B’.

Zebra?

06:28 pm, by windowtoamind