December 2009
41 posts
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Silly Time Explained
Me: I was about to go upstairs cuz there's no one down here
Me: but then I saw the clock and was like wtf
Mima: LOl
Me: D:
Me: I want it to be silly time tho..
Mima: wtf is silly time..
Me: It's the time between 10pm-5am
Me: where I get to act silly.
Mima: ah...
Me: aka.. time when I should be sleeping but dont so my brain gets all weird and I get all silly and shit or laugh at nothing because Im sleep deprived.
Mima: ...
Mima: i thought it was only me and aisha...
Me: What? Laughing at almost anything when you're tired?
Me: No man.
Me: One time, I couldn't sleep so by like 6th period, I was so exhausted and shit.
Me: And my friend thought I was like high or some shit.
Mima: LOOOOOl
Me: And... he would know...
Mima: i dont know..we get pretty lulzy...
Me: But yeah... I was totally laughing at like... everything.
Me: and like giggling and shit
Mima: ROFL
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Tits
Me: go to sleep. nub
Mima: im on sleep deprive highh
Mima: i keep giggling
Mima: OTL
Me: Silly Time D:
Mima: : D
Me: Side effects include eye telling you you're sleepy...
Me: and hurting like a bitch
Mima: LOL
Mima: yea
Me: bitchin eye...
Mima: mine are doing the bitchin right now..
Me: lool
Me: Time to go to sleep. f3
Mima: D:
Mima: soon
Mima: i know if i wake up tomorrow
Mima: and this isnt done
Mima: imma bs it...
Me: ....
Mima: ...more than i am now...
Mima: *giggling insanely*
Mima: ahaha
Mima: i draw a tit...
Me: ......
Me: LOL
=====
Mima: im laughing again
Mima: cause i reread that tit thing
Mima: and /just/ noticed i wrote "draw" instead of "drew"
Mima: so it soundds utterly retarded...
Mima: i draw a tit..derp
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Faggot
Aisha: you are man enough to take hits from 3 different people
Me: that sounds soooo gay...
Aisha: ..it does
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Silly Time
[10pm-5am]
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Stalker License
Me: I can't stalk people?
Mima: no D:
Me: f3
Me: Too late.
Mima: you need a stalking license
Me: Psh
Mima: imagine if those existed...
Mima:
-Police Officer: YOU THERE! STOP BEING A CREEP!
-Guy: But officer, I have a stalking license.
-Officer: Oh, carry on then.
Me: Fuck yes.
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More Ass Playing Wanted. Found.
Facebook Status Most Used Words:
shit - used 7 times
pokemon - used 6 times
more - used 6 times
ass - used 6 times
playing - used 6 times
wanted - used 6 times
found - used 5 times
still - used 5 times
trying - used 5 times
before - used 5 times
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Balls
Me: I gotta shower but... I'm lazy
Me: lulz
Jonathan: dont go
Me: but then I feel all... nasty
Jonathan: who cares thats sexy
Me: .....
Me: No.
=====
Nisa: bathe like a cat
Me: Lick my balls?
Nisa: u wash your balls?
Me: ....
Nisa: ..you have balls??
Me: ....
Nisa: i believe this is what one calls a discovery
“Bitch! Get the fuck out my house!”
– Me
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Trees
Yao says (2: 07 AM):
everything in ms is ez now.
: C
Yao says (2: 08 AM):
its fawked up
says (2:08 AM):
You know what else is easy?
Your mom.
Yao says (2: 08 AM):
OH PLEASE
: C
THAT WAS SO LAME
TSK TSK TSK TSK TSK TSK
says (2:08 AM):
Like your penis.
Yao says (2: 08 AM):
My penis is like a grown tree
: C
says (2:08 AM):
Yeah. Dying.
lulz
Yao says (2: 08 AM):
LOL
actually a grown tree penis would suck
you cant even stick it in
whats the point..
says (2:09 AM):
Yeah, you could.
It'd just kill her...
lulz
Yao says (2: 09 AM):
LOL...
that would suck than
what if i liked her vagina
: C
she'd be dead
says (2:09 AM):
did you really just say "what if I liked her vagina"?...
Yao says (2: 09 AM):
yas
;D
says (2:09 AM):
who the fuck says that?
Yao says (2: 09 AM):
LOL
Yao says (2: 10 AM):
I DONT KNOW
ME...?
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1337
says (12:45 AM):
lol
http: //graphjam.com/2009/12/26/funny-graphs-like-drawings/
...Story of my lif3...
life**
I just unintentionally leet speak'd....
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No comment.
[Sniffs Chowder hat]
Me: Ew... This smells like head...
...s...
....
...hair.
[Sister bursts out laughing]
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No.
Mima says (10: 19 PM):
....
what the fuck
Mima says (10: 20 PM):
CLOUD HAS A CHILD?!
says (10:20 PM):
o.O
did not know that
Mima says (10: 20 PM):
or maybe the kid was talking to someone else
i walked into a building
and she ran at me
PAPA
says (10:21 PM):
lol
Mima says (10: 25 PM):
ah
okay
she was talking to the black guy...
says (10:25 PM):
lol
OBVIOUSLY
LOOL
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Burger
says (9:43 PM):
Everyone keeps playing with ur burger lol
Mima says (9: 43 PM):
...who is everyone...
says (9:43 PM):
mom.... sis...
says (9:44 PM):
my mom was like "this is so cuteee"
Mima says (9: 44 PM):
LOL
says (9:44 PM):
my dad just found out it was for a "girl"
Mima says (9: 44 PM):
............
says (9:44 PM):
he just thumbs-up'd me...
Mima says (9: 45 PM):
.........
says (9:45 PM):
that was sooo creepy...
Mima says (9: 45 PM):
and i just lol'd
and everytime i read what you just typed
i giggle
OTL
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Nerd...
Aisha says (1: 45 AM):
/was reading manga/
says (1:45 AM):
THIS IS WHY U DONT HVEA BREAK
loool
Aisha says (1: 45 AM):
f3
Aisha says (1: 46 AM):
its fine cause i was planning to work over break anyways
i do it
every single year fyi
says (1:46 AM):
D:
but i neeeed youu
Aisha says (1: 46 AM):
lulz
says (1:46 AM):
You are my world.
says (1:47 AM):
You are the girl on the right side in your display picture to the girl on the left side in your display picture. DD:
Aisha says (1: 47 AM):
..wut
says (1:47 AM):
to my girl on the left side*
yeah nvm, that was... bad
says (1:48 AM):
You are the RAM to my computer. You make my processes run at peak performance with zero to no latency.
How's that for a nerd pickup line?
Aisha says (1: 49 AM):
LOOL
why do you even know those >_>
says (1:49 AM):
Know what?..
Nerd pickup lines?
I just totally made that up...
says (1:50 AM):
It's the same basic formula...
You are the X to my Y...
I just....make mine more... complex.
says (1:51 AM):
It adds humor.
Aisha says (1: 52 AM):
xD
i see F3
says (1:52 AM):
Yes... I know how to get to the ladies.
says (1:54 AM):
If I were the sin and you were the cosine, I would like to find the tangent of the given triangle so that I would be on top of you.
Math pickup line?... My god. What is wrong with me.
Aisha says (1: 54 AM):
....
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
says (1:54 AM):
Ending needs... work.
Aisha says (1: 54 AM):
no
Aisha says (1: 55 AM):
your sanity needs work
says (1:55 AM):
lol
But my love for you drives me insane.
Aisha says (1: 55 AM):
Loool.
...
Mima says (1: 50 AM):
wanna watch major?
o.o
says (1:52 AM):
um... shur
says (1:53 AM):
sood shower 1st tho
Mima says (1: 53 AM):
kkk
czf
FAIL
xD*
dont even ask how i did that..
says (1:53 AM):
...
--------------------------------------------------
Mima says (2: 15 AM):
D:
okay chat via live..
Mima says (2: 16 AM):
unless it goes wrong..
=_=
says (2:16 AM):
Windows Live.
LULZ
I WIN FOREVER
Mima says (2: 16 AM):
NO
LIVESTREAM
DAMMIT
says (2:16 AM):
lool
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lulz
says (11:43 PM):
Is tram on?
Mima says (11: 43 PM):
nope..
Aisha says (11: 43 PM):
nope
her brother is gonna be with them for awhile
says (11:43 PM):
um... yes
Mima says (11: 44 PM):
yes?
says (11:44 PM):
She's totally on...
Aisha says (11: 44 PM):
...
WHEN DID SHE SIGN ON
Mima says (11: 44 PM):
WHAT THE FUCK
WHEN DID SHE
says (11:44 PM):
LOL
faggots
Aisha says (11: 44 PM):
no you
Mima says (11: 44 PM):
D:
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Linkin Park
says (11:42 PM):
I wanted to stream my new shirt for the twins and I was wondering if you wanted to... watch the parade I filmed yesterday
so we can kill 2 birds with 1 stone.
Aisha says (11: 42 PM):
what if i dont want to see your shirt f3
says (11:42 PM):
psh, then you can gtfo D:
Aisha says (11: 42 PM):
lool.
says (11:42 PM):
and hurt mai feelings
and make me cry
myself to sleep
while slitting my wrists
Aisha says (11: 42 PM):
you cant cry
you're a man D: <
says (11:42 PM):
and singing to linkin park
Aisha says (11: 42 PM):
LOL
Mima says (11: 43 PM):
wow you're talented
says (11:43 PM):
in the endddd it doesnt even matterrrrr
Mima says (11: 43 PM):
you can cry and sing at the same time
: D
says (11:43 PM):
crawling in my skinnnn
these wound they will not healllll
Aisha says (11: 43 PM):
these woundsss they willl not heaal
says (11:43 PM):
yeah that;s about it ...
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Yeah...
says (9:44 PM):
I've been bored as hell all day...
Rilla says (9: 44 PM):
i worked
says (9:44 PM):
yay work
Rilla says (9: 44 PM):
i ate
an awesome salad for lunch
says (9:44 PM):
yay eat
Rilla says (9: 44 PM):
and my body is asking for a nice shower
says (9:44 PM):
go shower
in honey
yum
Rilla says (9: 44 PM):
watching something on yt
says (9:44 PM):
honey...
Rilla says (9: 44 PM):
LOL
EW
WTF
says (9:44 PM):
lulz
Yum @ honey...
says (9:45 PM):
not you showering in honey...
nothing I can say can fix this moment...
Rilla says (9: 45 PM):
no
nothing
at ALL
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lulz
Jeana says (4: 32 PM):
... canada... land of beavers
i have never seen one before
says (4:33 PM):
that sounded... wrong
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Davey Jone's Locker
Jeana says (3: 53 PM):
i can't wait for the next pirates of the caribbean to come out...
maybe they'll finally kill off kiera knightly...
says (3:56 PM):
why would there...
we dont need anymore
1 was ooo kewl
2 was... okay.... w/e
3 was... wtf is this shit?!
Jeana says (3: 57 PM):
WHAAAAAT
MORE!
MORE I SAY!
says (3:57 PM):
.......
no
Jeana says (3: 57 PM):
MOOOOOOOOOOORE
says (3:57 PM):
no
only retards would want more
Jeana says (3: 57 PM):
BUT THE NEXT ONE HAS RUSSEL BRANDT AS JOHNNY DEPP'S BROTHER
says (3:58 PM):
What more can they possibly have in the 4th one?
Jeana says (3: 58 PM):
maybe johnny dies again
maybe he pushes kiera into the giant squid this time
says (3:58 PM):
1st one was one of those semi-conclusive "It's over but if we ever wanted to make a sequel, we would be able to" endings.
says (3:59 PM):
The 2nd one was "this is all filler and has nothing but a cliffhanger to the 3rd movie"
The 3rd movie was "omg this shit is so retarded and predictable" and the ending was... meh
Jeana says (3: 59 PM):
i don't remember the 3rd one at all 8D
Jeana says (4: 00 PM):
was that davey jones?
says (4:00 PM):
Yes
When Johnny Depp dies
and the go on the journey to go save him
only to find out that he got the fuck out on his own
Which means half the movie was FUCKING USELESS
Jeana says (4: 00 PM):
... he didn't get out on his own
they had to tell him where he was
says (4:01 PM):
And then the fucking love triangle bullshit.
and davey jone's heart..
gayy
Jeana says (4: 01 PM):
great graphics
i saw all 3 on youtube
in 1 day
says (4:01 PM):
That makes Will's dad his slave...
says (4:02 PM):
Hot.
Jeana says (4: 02 PM):
cuz i was... 5 years late into the movie
oh rightooo
now will's the new captain of the flying dutchman
... meaning now they have to find a way to save him 8D
says (4:02 PM):
and can only have sex with his wife every.. 5 yrs or some shit
says (4:03 PM):
On some island..
With his dad watching
"Show her that thing I taught you"
Use the tentacles
wutwut?
Jeana says (4: 04 PM):
soooooo
someone has a tentacle-father-watching-on-an-island-every-5-years fetish
says (4:05 PM):
lool
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faggot
- Mimars: D:
- Mimars: what?
- : Tram said you told her that I didn't tell you that I was going to Disney. f3
- : Wow... that sentence was 100% gay.
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For Mimi, because MSN wouldn't let me paste a...
The continuation of "YOUR BRAIN?"
Me: Man, we had to watch a video on child birth in like 8th grade or some shit.
Me: Cannot unsee... Do not want to see again.
Me: When I have a child, bitch is doing that shit on her own.
Me: lulz
Tram: . LOL
Tram: ......... THANKS
Tram: FOR TELLING ME
Me: Psh, like we're getting married. f3
Tram: we already are
Me: Oh god, was I drunk?
Me: YOU DRUGGED ME
Tram: LMAO
Tram: no you drank the drink
Me: I THOUGHT THAT WAS JUST A JOKE
Me: MY GOD
Tram: NO IWASN'T.
Tram: *IT
Me: FFFFF
Tram: you fail
Tram: now
Tram: we're together
Tram: forever
Me: D:
Me: I was cheating on your before I even knew it...
Tram: ...
Tram: /what
Me: lol
Me: I don't think I've ever told you...
Tram: ....
Tram: /MAD
Me: lulz
Me: The story of how Aisha and I became a "couple"
America
Jerry: I just had chinese food today
Jerry: but i hear food in china isnt like out chinese food
Me: lol
Me: I heard there's no such thing as "American" food because everything is stolen from other countries. lol
Jerry: not burgers
Jerry: or hotdogs
Jerry: everything else yes
Me: lol
Jerry: wel. idk. tostitos are mexican arent they
Me: I think so...
Jerry: damnit
Me: Sounds mexican enough..
Jerry: so does doritos
Jerry: shit
Me: lool
Jerry: oh... we eat babies
Jerry: lol
Me: What kind of babies?
Jerry: black ones, we are trying to extinct them
Me: Ew dude
Me: Those give you AIDS
Jerry: lol. true
Jerry: damn
Jerry: I can never win
Jerry: lol
Me: lol
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This is what happens when you laugh at your...
[Before this, Rilla's internet disconnected everytime I told her to gtfo and study.]
Rilla says (6: 44 PM):
wb ho
says (6:44 PM):
Dude, my connection keeps dropping at home...
You pass that shit onto me?
Bitch.
TAKE IT BACK!
TAKE IT BAAAACCCCKKkKKK!!!
Rilla says (6: 45 PM):
AHAHAHHAHA
ENJOY IT
MERRY CHRISTMAS
says (6:46 PM):
GOD DAMMIT
Rilla says (6: 46 PM):
sushi reflected it to you
see
i hid behind her
and she was like
betch you do that to my owner
take this
*send dc bomb*
says (6:46 PM):
=_=
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Epic
says (6:34 PM):
Is this the part where I grovel and beg for you to take me back?
Tram says (6: 35 PM):
yes.
get on your kenes faggot. *knees
says (6:35 PM):
Man, I hate that part.
says (6:36 PM):
I love how you corrected a typo in the same line when you could have actually corrected it...
“Ah fuck.”
– My friend Marc came up with the brilliant idea of making iPhone Apps to make millions despite neither of us having any prior programming knowledge.
Apparently, it takes a minimum of $1800 to get started.
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I had a dream...
…where I followed you to a rooftop and jumped off after you without a moment’s hesitation.
Apparently, I’m still in love with you. Fuck.
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The List
Things I did Today:
Woke up early
Went to an open house with my parents to meet a family of potential renters
Helped deliver Christmas presents
Dug holes and planted bushes
Went shopping
Help pick out presents for renters
Proof-read and format a lease document for my parents
Downloaded 10 more episodes of a Korean drama that my parents love via a video-ripping method (no good tors)
Set up...
Fuck Me Sideways...
Today, I discovered that I have both a wife and a mistress.
I also discovered, right now, that I have toothpaste on my finger.
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BOOBS
Nisa: http://nerdapproved.com/misc-gadgets/realistic-booby-cake-pan-and-gelatin-mold/
Me: and to think, I was just about to log off
Me: and you send me boobs, just in time
Nisa: :D
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Rise, Gundam!
Mima: little kids or adult butts...
Mima: thats a hard choice you know
Mima: D:
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Make with the Pronz
19: 55 Ku : no, I meant on the external
19: 55 Mimars : ohh
19: 55 Ku : noob
19: 55 Aish : i only have gae on there f3
19: 55 Aish : MIMA GO OPEN A YURI MANGA ROFL
19: 55 Ku : LETS BROWSE THRU AISHA'S GAY FOLDER
19: 55 Kippi : YAYYYYYYYYYYYYY
19: 55 Ku : FIND THAT PRONZ
19: 56 Mimars : which one is hot
19: 56 Kippi : SAVING FACE?
19: 56 Ku : SHOW SOME PRONZ
19: 56 Aish : uh
19: 56 Kippi : ROFLMAOOOOO
19: 56 Aish : SHH
19: 56 Ku : SHOW SOME PRONZZZ
19: 56 Aish : ..OMG WE SHOULD WATCH SAVING FACE
19: 56 Ku : too asian
19: 56 Kippi : YAY OTSU HIYORI
19: 56 Kippi : I was re-reading clover over and oever again today
19: 56 Kippi : ahhh
19: 57 Kippi : LAWL YOU READ SUGAR WA OTOSHIGORO?
19: 57 Aish : anROFL SHH
19: 57 Kippi : I don't like it
19: 57 Kippi : IT'S TOO DEPRESSING
19: 57 Aish : LETS JUST WATCH SAVING FACE
19: 57 Mimars : noo
19: 57 Ku : MAKE WITH THE SEX ALREADY
19: 57 Aish : LAWL
19: 57 Ku : lulz
19: 57 Aish : the one she opened is a comedy
19: 57 Kippi : THE SKIRT IS IN THE WAY
19: 58 Mimars : D:
19: 58 Mimars : aisha has no probs
19: 58 Mimars : prons*
19: 58 Aish : i do ROFL
19: 58 Kippi : I DO
19: 58 Aish : but i dont remember which one f3
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YOUR BRAIN?
Me: DAMMIT
Me: FINE IM NOT GONNA DRINK THEN
Tera: NO
Tera: YES YOU ARE
Tera: YOU WILL DRNIK-----
Tera: ...
Tera: .......... .
Me: YOU WILL, DR NIK
Tera: okay i can't think of anything.
Me: lulz
Tera: LMAO
Tera: I HATE YOU
Me: LOL
Tera: ALSKGJFASD
Yeah... I don't know.
Yeah, so my tumblr is composed of epic chat logs that I wanted to save but I’m too lazy to open up notepad and save them for some reason so I decided to post them here and this has now become a run-on sentence because it contains two unrelated topics in a single sentence.
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Fucker...
Aisha: wow...stupid ralts ROFL
Aisha: had syncronize ability
Aisha: got me poisoned
Me: looool
Aisha: and then used teleport
Me: FAGGOT
Me: SO WIN
Aisha: no poison heals..
Me: SO WIN MAN
Aisha: had to run back to pokecenter
Me: OMG I WORSHIP HIM
Aisha: ROFL
Aisha: D:
Muted
I just caught myself instinctively pause my music before clicking on a (OneManga) link given to me in an instant message because another friend of mine sends me nothing but Youtube videos…
2 tags
Poop
- Mimars: ewww
- Mimars: aisha is next to a giant turd
- Mimars: LOOOL
- : lol
- Mimars: SHE SHOT THE POOP
- Mimars: AND DESTROYED IT
- Mimars: LOOOL
- : LOOL
- : Once again, more awesome than I can comprehend.
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No comment.
- Mimars: ..ew
- Mimars: we re in a place called bathroom
- Mimars: and i got stuck in a toiket
- : looool
- : ownage in so many ways
- Mimars: there was a turd next to me..
- : omg, more ownage than I can comprehend
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Surprisingly, it works out.
- Mimars: RPF;,AP
- Mimars: ROFLMAO*
- : LOL
- Mimars: eww typo
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I should change this page's name to "chat logs"...
Nisa: LOL
Nisa: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3KOI6raUNs
Nisa: awesome animation
Me: lol
Me: chinese win
Nisa: lmfap
Me: lmfap LOOOL
Nisa: stfu
Me: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL