February 2010
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What a Melodramatic Piece of Shit.
Today, I literally held my cellphone in my hands as the battery died. What a melodramatic piece of shit.
January 2010
74 posts
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I Totally Forgot About This... Almost... ish.
The picture is totally unrelated but I like pictures. They give the article more spunk.
Anyways, back to the point (which wasn’t technically made yet, but…).
We ran into a couple of bitches coming out of the Thai restaurant we went to today.
As we were walking to the car, the car next to us had their door wide fucking open. There were two girls (the word “lady” would...
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To Do:
Things I Intended on Doing:
Writing my Speech on Thursday (my day off) and practicing it during the rest of the week.
Doing my English paper Friday night or Saturday.
Things I Ended up Doing (or will be doing):
Writing my Speech Sunday night, the day before I have to give it.
Doing my English paper Sunday night at 11:30pm, 25 minutes before it’s officially due.
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The Conductor
I’m one of those weirdos who just sits there listening to orchestral music while conducting an imaginary band. No, I don’t care what you think of me.
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Just the Two of Us just came up on shuffle. Haven’t heard this song in ages…
lulzorz
Apparently, someone got expelled from our University for downloading a movie.
The story is he had three chances (caught twice downloading music and one downloading a movie).
All I can say is… SAFE!
The Scab
Me: What the fuck is that?
-picks off arm and puts in mouth-
Sister: What the fuck was that?...
Me: Crumb...
Sister: What if it was a scab?
Me: ...then I would have spat it out...
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Rubix Cube
Sometimes, I wonder why I do the things I do.
Why do I do one thing but not the other? Why do I insist to put something off until the last minute? Why do I think it appropriate to act this way and not that way? Why do I help this person but not that one? Why am I writing this instead of practicing for my Calculus test?
Am I biased or are my biases a part of me? Can I ever widen my vision or will...
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Books
I love the feel of a book in my hands. I love hard covers. I treat soft covers with extra care. I love the smell of a new book. I love sharp edges. Un-dented covers. I love the smell of an old book (they smell like “library”). I love the fragile pages. They tell you to treat them with care—to be gentle. I love the smell of fresh newsprint. I love the freshly printed words....
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“I just turned on the TV and I’m already yelling at it.”
– Yes, I’m watching the State of the Union address.
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Cicadas
The sounds of cicadas always remind me of Harvest Moon 64.
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iPad Announced
Expect to hear nothing else for the rest of the week from your MacFag friend or the “news”.
[image source]
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Chat Logs
I totally forgot to post that I moved all future chat conversations to LOLogs. I hated seeing a giant wall of chat text on my own page anyways.
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Rain
Rain. You of negative stigma. Why do we hate you so?
As I lied in bed last night, I heard you come. “Great”, I thought, sarcastically.
When I awoke this morning, you were still here. “Fuck”, I thought. “I’ll have to walk around in this shit.”
Is it because we were taught that you set the limits for our day? Is it because we were forced to stay inside...
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A bit late, but...
I never got around to congratulating Lisa Courtney: Guinness World Record Holder… for being the most awesome person alive. Ever.
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Karma
Me:
ur cousin... is so hard..
lol
Aisha:
hard?
>_>
Me:
dark***
WTF
Aisha:
..LMFAO
Me:
LOOOOOL
LOOOOOL
Aisha:
LOOL
Me:
So fail...
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Why Cnat I Splel?
Tram:
you're mean.
Me:
;D
Tram:
..
WHAT IS WITH THAT MSILEY ):
Me:
MSILEY D:
Tram:
LKAFSL;SD
FAWK YOU
*SMILEY
DO I HAVE TO SPELL CHECK EVERY SENTENCAD I POST NOW
...
*SENTECNE
......
don't
say
anything
*sentence
Me:
God, I love you.
I'm not even gonna...
Tram:
LOL
/angrys
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Wow, I'm Not The Only One...
We have an assignment due like… tomorrow. The only two people that turned it in turned it in today…
Teacher herself hasn’t responded to any inquiries concerning when (exactly) it is due, say January 24th at 12am or January 24 at 11:59pm. Questions were asked at least two days ago and she has been contacted by e-mail as well.
I have a feeling this class is going to be awesome.
“And I wonder why I wake up exhausted…”
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3
3. It’s always been my “lucky number.” It’s probably because it’s my birthday. The third. It’s always stuck. Plus, “3” is a pretty awesome-looking number, unlike 7. That’s like a retarded 1.
I noticed that all the cool shit that happens happens at 3am or close to it. Most of the shit I write occurs at 3. Most of the research papers I’ve...
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“Don’t eat too much. You’ll get fat kidneys.”
– My mom. I don’t even…
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Thanks, Assholes.
I just wanted to thank two of my wonderful friends for getting both Backstreet Boys and Nsync songs stuck in my head for the entire day…
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MARRY ME →
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my mommy
gorehound:
tells me to go away.
carta says that’s how asian moms say they love you.
Well, it’s true. It’s an Asian thing. I don’t know how it works. I don’t know why it works. I don’t know how I even understand it.
Asian moms have the attention span of a goldfish. My mom, for one, can’t do two things at once—especially watching TV and talking (about...
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what is this i dont even
My friend sent me a link. I don’t even want to post it actually but I know if I don’t, this post wouldn’t be interesting at all so here it is.
Yeah, I don’t know either. I know about “getting to first base” and all that simple stuff, but seriously. Who uses 90% of the crap on that page? Who the hell even… I don’t even want to think about it.
I...
I don't even...
[Me, walking out of my room]
My Sister (on the phone): ...rape that girl.
Me: Whoa... I walked into the wrong end of that conversation.
My Sister: We're talking about Kobe Bryant.
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Some Days, I Wish I Were In Neverland
Here I am again at 2:30am, well past my “bed time.” I am sick after all. I totally saw it coming. I always get sick on long weekends and breaks. That’s just how my body works.
Oh, and the title. It was a Peter Pan reference, not a Michael Jackson one. Like I want to be molested by some creep. I’m too old anyways. [Too soon? It’s been a while already.]
Things have...
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Watched Glee
Jeana somehow convinced me to watch an episode of Glee [watched ep 1 for obvious reason]. Surprisingly, it wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be though it’s not something I would actually watch.
No self-revelation about how I should stop being close-minded here—that’s actually all I have to say.
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WIDDAUMS WAIDOPUN
Jeana says (11: 54 PM):
so i was taking a shower and "wid awms wide oh-puuuun" suddenly found its way into my head
now i can't stop singing it
says (11:54 PM):
LOL
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
You just made my day.
Jeana says (11: 54 PM):
this isn't funny man
the voice and everything
... just... stuck
like an infinite loop
says (11:55 PM):
looool
Jeana says (11: 55 PM):
just those 3.5 words
over and over and over again
WID AWMS WIDE OH-PUUUUN
says (11:55 PM):
IT'S HILARIOUS
cuz Im gonna be doing it now
Jeana says (11: 55 PM):
IT WON'T GET OUT
says (11:55 PM):
loool
no shit
Jeana says (11: 55 PM):
LOOL
says (11:55 PM):
its impossible to get out
IT'S CREED
Jeana says (11: 55 PM):
BAH
says (11:55 PM):
oh god
Jeana says (11: 56 PM):
WID AWMS WIDE OHPUN
says (11:56 PM):
Mine's better.
Jeana says (11: 56 PM):
?
says (11:56 PM):
2 words is enough lulz
Jeana says (11: 56 PM):
DAMN YOU
says (11:56 PM):
LOOL
Jeana says (11: 57 PM):
well i took his 4 words
and turned it into 4.5
LOLOL
says (11:57 PM):
WIDDAUMS WAIDOPUN
Jeana says (11: 57 PM):
WID AWMS WIDE OH-PUN
...fukit
yours is so much easier
says (11:57 PM):
LOL
says (11:58 PM):
I know.
I'm a pro. I know the song well.
Unduhduh stahlyed
Jeana says (11: 59 PM):
....
i hate how i understood that
says (11:59 PM):
Walcomdudis plaisallsho your'rethang
Jeana says (11: 59 PM):
..
i really hate how i understand all that
says (11:59 PM):
LOOOL
Jeana says (12: 00 AM):
doesn't he know how to enunciate?!
says (12:00 AM):
Creed has its own language.
NO
ANSWER IS NO
Or else it wouldnt be creed
Jeana says (12: 00 AM):
big fail
with arms wide opeeeeeeen
welcome to this plaaaaaaaaace i'll show you everythiiiiiing
HOW HARD IS THAT?!
says (12:01 AM):
lool
Jeana says (12: 01 AM):
*face palm*
says (12:01 AM):
you dont want over enunciating though..
Wel-Kome To THis PlaCe
Jeana says (12: 01 AM):
..
well said
says (12:10 AM):
lulz
WIDDAUMS WAIDOPUN
says (12:40 AM):
I just re-read my status thing
and was like.... LOOOOL
Jeana says (12: 40 AM):
*sigh*
creed...
what can't you do
says (12:40 AM):
lool
says (12:48 AM):
*WIDDAUMS WAIDOPUNNN
*FUCK YOU, JEANA
*I gotta listen to that crap like 100x now to get it out of my head
Jeana says (12: 48 AM):
*LOL
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“WID AWMS WIDE OH-PUUUUN”
– Jeana. On a side note, fuck you for getting that shit in my head now.
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Mudkipz
Guy: Hey, can I ask you a question?
Me: Um...
Guy: It's about your shirt.
Me: Um... ok?
Guy: Do you liek mudkipz?
Me: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...
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This Morning Already Sucks...
…and it’s only 10am.
So, last night, I was… Actually, it wouldn’t be as funny if I told you that right now.
I had to ship stuff today. Two packages and a pre-paid drop-off.
I get to the post office at like 9:30 and it’s already packed. I was wondering whether or not to do the self-service but decided against it. Good choice.
I slowly approach the front of the...
CONSOLLECTION →
Me: What do you do at 2:30AM? Me: Look at stupid shit like this.
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Today Already Sucks...
…and it’s only 1am.
My sister called BlackBerry customer service or some shit because she was having phone problems.
They told her to reformat the firmware because apparently, that’s how the problem is fixed. They told her there was no risk in losing data saved on her memory card. They were right. They didn’t, however, tell her that she would no longer be able to access...
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Here's the thing...
I don’t hate those “Support ____” things. I just find them pointless. I highly doubt sending shit loads of money to them solves shit. We’re always so eager to help others. It’s retarded.
I know that not everyone does this but most people just wear the fucking ribbon and go around going “omg support ____.” Bitches probably never even donated a single cent...
“Goddammit. Can I un-show my support?”
– Me, upon clicking on that Support Haiti button when I seriously don’t give a shit.
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“Everything is Haram.”
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The Setup
You set me up for failure. That’s how it’s always been. You always talk to me when I’m occupied. You know everything goes in and comes out the other end. It’s happened multiple times. It’s nothing new.
It’s because I don’t give a shit about what you have to say. Your words mean nothing to me.
You tell me you’re going out but that we’re...
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[Out]
[Out] Of the four people that I have, none need me. [Out] Of the two people that I want, none I can have. [Out] Of the one person that needs me, none I want.
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Themes
I finally found a theme that shows everything I wanted: date, time of posting, notes, tags, and alternating backgrounds for chats. Just one thing was wrong. The most important thing. All my work is now a giant wall of text…
Time to go a-huntin’ again.
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