Story of my life.
One of these days, I will start a new tumblr account named “Ask An Asshole Anything” with the URL being “askanass” for easy access.
This is because it has come to my realization that I have a deep hate for people and that I love being a total douche. What could be better than people begging to be verbally abused?
Viewers will be prompted to ask any question they desire, which I will answer when I have time.
Answers will consist of bad advice and me calling the asker a “retard”, “dumbass”, “shitface”, “slut”, or any other insulting word at least five times per answer.
This is a wonderful idea and if don’t agree, you are stupid.
> /inb4 “tumblr what is your problem now -__-“
> /inb4 “again? MOTHER—”
And I’m pretty sure it happened again.
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[ELITE BANANA]: GUESS WHO HAS QUESTIONABLE TIME MANAGEMENT -
Dude I haven’t started on my charity art book page
LOL UM, IDK BY DEFAULT I WANT TO DRAW SOMETHING WATER/OCEAN THEMED BECAUSE I’M SO PREDICTABLE…but I do want to vary things up.
Hey you guys..list some natural disaster suggestions?
>_>
well actually, it doesn’t have to be a natural disaster.
BASICALLY
I’m only doing this because the answer character count was way too small. That and I haven’t written anything in a while and really just wanted to type some shit.
You stated that you usually go with a water/ocean theme so that’s already out of the question. I mean, it’s nice to have something your familiar with and something you like doing but sometimes, you need to step out of that safety zone sometimes.
Personally speaking, I love contrast when it comes to these things. When you usually think of water, you think of tranquility. Light rain, perhaps. A relaxing beach. That is why I love it when people are able to turn that on its head and show the destructive side of water. Hurricanes, flood, etc.
Destruction and fire go hand in hand. That’s rather bland. And so is the docile side of fire, in my opinion. Oh, wow. Warmth. It hatches eggs. No thanks.
If it were me, I would go with the destructive side of Earth, or more specifically, trees and plants.
Now hear me out. Much like water, trees are often seen as beautiful. Teeming with and harboring life. Rainforests full of animals. Swamps full of unknown creatures.
But there’s also a dark side to trees—and I’m not talking about dead trees and that Halloween bullshit.
I’m talking about ruins. Not only beautiful, tree and moss-infested ruins show both life and decay. Like a sort of purging, these plants overtake and consume something that is considered dead—something that was once a civilization—and, in a sense, bring it back to nature. To the way things were before. Like a resetting of time. Natural recycling. Reclaiming what was once rightfully part of the earth. It displays life returning to a once-dead civilization but also displays the power of nature as well.
Plants thought to be fragile and weak overtake the hard rock that were once walls. Stone floors cracking and breaking due to the sheer strength and force of the mighty roots of a tree.
Both life and death occurring at the same time and place. I think that in itself is quite beautiful.
Last night, I discovered the cause of my insomnia. Ironically, it’s been pillows.
kippi asked: YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY THE
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MOTHERFUCKER ONCE U BEEN HIT, U HAVE TO HIT 8 FUCKING KAWAII ASS PEOPLE! IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU’LL KNOW YOUR REALLY SO FUCKING KAWAII IT'S SO FUCKING SUGOI PEOPLE WILL PISS THEIR PANTS AND SHIT BRICKS AND YOU WILL BE THE MOTHERFUCKING LORD OF THE MOTHERFUCKING KAWAII! IF YOU BRAKE DIS MOTHERFUCKING CHAIN, YOULL BEE CURSED WITH UN*KAWAIINESS AND SHITINESS FOR 9000 YEARS SO PAS EET; HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS KAWAII
The only reason I’m answering this is so I can, in turn, post this to show just how ridiculous this is.
Plus, I don’t need people to tell me how fucking kawaii I am—I already know. Very un-kawaii.
Because I’m breaking this chain. And you can’t stop me.
SUGOI AS FUCK.
I’m bored and I want to write more letters. I like writing letters.
Why are there whales?…
Oh…
Nevermind.
(Apparently the only image I ever use or have.)
I opened your envelope with a letter-opener and only realized it was taped when the flap was flopping around. And then I was sitting there wondering how you got fucking foil in that shit and I was like… Oh… It’s folded at both ends. God, I’m a retard.
I totally know what you mean with that summer shit. Everyone always goes off on some crazy-ass adventure during the summer and come back with farfetched tales on how they went sky diving and landed on a boat where they proceeded to fight ninjas to save the princess. I’m always like… “Well, I slept. Bitch.”
I only got two of the classes I wanted to get in for the summer but whatever. I stacked my fall semester like a motherfucker. 8:30am - 1:50pm everyday. I gotta start waking up early soon. I’ve been sleeping through both of my alarms these days.
Haven’t done shit this entire summer. Don’t think I ever do. Only this past week have I actually “gone out” to do work on some houses my parents were fixing up and today, went to see Green Lantern with a friend who happened to be in the area for a job interview. The movie sucked by the way. Avid comic-reader or not, it was a disappointment.
But you. Don’t be like me. Get off your lazy ass and do something. As fun and amusing as Family Feud is, don’t waste your summer bumming around. Go have fun and shit or… something.
Been waiting for this letter since like, what? April? lol. But I’m glad you wrote back. I don’t know what it is about hand-written letters but everything seem far more personal. And Happy Father’s Day to you too…
P.S.
Name an animal whose name starts with a “B’.
Zebra?
