Why are there whales?…
Oh…
Nevermind.
(Apparently the only image I ever use or have.)
I opened your envelope with a letter-opener and only realized it was taped when the flap was flopping around. And then I was sitting there wondering how you got fucking foil in that shit and I was like… Oh… It’s folded at both ends. God, I’m a retard.
I totally know what you mean with that summer shit. Everyone always goes off on some crazy-ass adventure during the summer and come back with farfetched tales on how they went sky diving and landed on a boat where they proceeded to fight ninjas to save the princess. I’m always like… “Well, I slept. Bitch.”
I only got two of the classes I wanted to get in for the summer but whatever. I stacked my fall semester like a motherfucker. 8:30am - 1:50pm everyday. I gotta start waking up early soon. I’ve been sleeping through both of my alarms these days.
Haven’t done shit this entire summer. Don’t think I ever do. Only this past week have I actually “gone out” to do work on some houses my parents were fixing up and today, went to see Green Lantern with a friend who happened to be in the area for a job interview. The movie sucked by the way. Avid comic-reader or not, it was a disappointment.
But you. Don’t be like me. Get off your lazy ass and do something. As fun and amusing as Family Feud is, don’t waste your summer bumming around. Go have fun and shit or… something.
Been waiting for this letter since like, what? April? lol. But I’m glad you wrote back. I don’t know what it is about hand-written letters but everything seem far more personal. And Happy Father’s Day to you too…
P.S.
Name an animal whose name starts with a “B’.
Zebra?
