Window to a Mind

Story of my life.

Wed, 12 Oct 2011 16:36:21 -0400

Story of my life.

Ask An Ass(hole Anything)

Thu, 11 Aug 2011 18:31:00 -0400

One of these days, I will start a new tumblr account named “Ask An Asshole Anything” with the URL being “askanass” for easy access.

This is because it has come to my realization that I have a deep hate for people and that I love being a total douche. What could be better than people begging to be verbally abused?

Viewers will be prompted to ask any question they desire, which I will answer when I have time.

Answers will consist of bad advice and me calling the asker a “retard”, “dumbass”, “shitface”, “slut”, or any other insulting word at least five times per answer.

This is a wonderful idea and if don’t agree, you are stupid.

"Your question has been received."

Mon, 08 Aug 2011 18:21:48 -0400

-volante:

> /inb4 “tumblr what is your problem now -__-“

> /inb4 “again? MOTHER—”

And I’m pretty sure it happened again.

[ELITE BANANA]: GUESS WHO HAS QUESTIONABLE TIME MANAGEMENT

Fri, 05 Aug 2011 01:18:50 -0400

[ELITE BANANA]: GUESS WHO HAS QUESTIONABLE TIME MANAGEMENT:

twinklefish:

Dude I haven’t started on my charity art book page

LOL UM, IDK BY DEFAULT I WANT TO DRAW SOMETHING WATER/OCEAN THEMED BECAUSE I’M SO PREDICTABLE…but I do want to vary things up.

Hey you guys..list some natural disaster suggestions?

>_>

well actually, it doesn’t have to be a natural disaster.

BASICALLY

I’m only doing this because the answer character count was way too small. That and I haven’t written anything in a while and really just wanted to type some shit.

You stated that you usually go with a water/ocean theme so that’s already out of the question. I mean, it’s nice to have something your familiar with and something you like doing but sometimes, you need to step out of that safety zone sometimes.

Personally speaking, I love contrast when it comes to these things. When you usually think of water, you think of tranquility. Light rain, perhaps. A relaxing beach. That is why I love it when people are able to turn that on its head and show the destructive side of water. Hurricanes, flood, etc.

Destruction and fire go hand in hand. That’s rather bland. And so is the docile side of fire, in my opinion. Oh, wow. Warmth. It hatches eggs. No thanks.

If it were me, I would go with the destructive side of Earth, or more specifically, trees and plants.

Now hear me out. Much like water, trees are often seen as beautiful. Teeming with and harboring life. Rainforests full of animals. Swamps full of unknown creatures.

But there’s also a dark side to trees—and I’m not talking about dead trees and that Halloween bullshit.

I’m talking about ruins. Not only beautiful, tree and moss-infested ruins show both life and decay. Like a sort of purging, these plants overtake and consume something that is considered dead—something that was once a civilization—and, in a sense, bring it back to nature. To the way things were before. Like a resetting of time. Natural recycling. Reclaiming what was once rightfully part of the earth. It displays life returning to a once-dead civilization but also displays the power of nature as well.

Plants thought to be fragile and weak overtake the hard rock that were once walls. Stone floors cracking and breaking due to the sheer strength and force of the mighty roots of a tree.

Both life and death occurring at the same time and place. I think that in itself is quite beautiful.

Not all dogs around the world say “bow-wow.” In Spanish, many...

Tue, 02 Aug 2011 23:09:00 -0400

Not all dogs around the world say “bow-wow.” In Spanish, many of the sounds that animals make are different from the sounds in English. Look at each of the onomatopoeias and listen to their pronunciation. Then write the name of the animal to which each sound most likely corresponds.

Can you guess what it is?

Things I am Planning to do Next Week:

Mon, 01 Aug 2011 21:11:00 -0400

Work
Play gaimz
Sleep
Planning and making cards
Buying a Nintendo 3DS before August 12th at either a Wal-mart or Best Buy at the current $250 price tag and then attempting a price adjustment within seven days to take advantage of both the Ambassador benefits as well as the lowered price of $170.

Late Nights

Sat, 30 Jul 2011 03:24:20 -0400

Last night, I discovered the cause of my insomnia. Ironically, it’s been pillows.

YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY THE

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|KAWAII TRUCK | ‘|”“”;.., ___.
|_…_…______===|= _|__|…, ] |
............”(@ )’(@ )”“”“|(@ )(@ )*****(@

MOTHERFUCKER ONCE U BEEN HIT, U HAVE TO HIT 8 FUCKING KAWAII ASS PEOPLE! IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU’LL KNOW YOUR REALLY SO FUCKING KAWAII IT'S SO FUCKING SUGOI PEOPLE WILL PISS THEIR PANTS AND SHIT BRICKS AND YOU WILL BE THE MOTHERFUCKING LORD OF THE MOTHERFUCKING KAWAII! IF YOU BRAKE DIS MOTHERFUCKING CHAIN, YOULL BEE CURSED WITH UN*KAWAIINESS AND SHITINESS FOR 9000 YEARS SO PAS EET; HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS KAWAII

Tue, 26 Jul 2011 18:16:00 -0400

The only reason I’m answering this is so I can, in turn, post this to show just how ridiculous this is.

Plus, I don’t need people to tell me how fucking kawaii I am—I already know. Very un-kawaii.

Because I’m breaking this chain. And you can’t stop me.

SUGOI AS FUCK.

I’m bored and I want to write more letters. I like writing letters.

Thu, 30 Jun 2011 23:54:31 -0400

I’m bored and I want to write more letters. I like writing letters.

MAIL TIEM!

Thu, 23 Jun 2011 18:28:00 -0400

Why are there whales?…

Oh…

Nevermind.

(Apparently the only image I ever use or have.)

I opened your envelope with a letter-opener and only realized it was taped when the flap was flopping around. And then I was sitting there wondering how you got fucking foil in that shit and I was like… Oh… It’s folded at both ends. God, I’m a retard.

I totally know what you mean with that summer shit. Everyone always goes off on some crazy-ass adventure during the summer and come back with farfetched tales on how they went sky diving and landed on a boat where they proceeded to fight ninjas to save the princess. I’m always like… “Well, I slept. Bitch.”

I only got two of the classes I wanted to get in for the summer but whatever. I stacked my fall semester like a motherfucker. 8:30am - 1:50pm everyday. I gotta start waking up early soon. I’ve been sleeping through both of my alarms these days.

Haven’t done shit this entire summer. Don’t think I ever do. Only this past week have I actually “gone out” to do work on some houses my parents were fixing up and today, went to see Green Lantern with a friend who happened to be in the area for a job interview. The movie sucked by the way. Avid comic-reader or not, it was a disappointment.

But you. Don’t be like me. Get off your lazy ass and do something. As fun and amusing as Family Feud is, don’t waste your summer bumming around. Go have fun and shit or… something.

Been waiting for this letter since like, what? April? lol. But I’m glad you wrote back. I don’t know what it is about hand-written letters but everything seem far more personal. And Happy Father’s Day to you too…

P.S.

Name an animal whose name starts with a “B’.

Zebra?

Haven't posted shit in days.

Wed, 15 Jun 2011 22:49:00 -0400

Now I want to draw a series of comics. I already have a handful of concepts.

Sept I’m probably never going to do it because I’m a lazy fuck.

Yeahhhhhhh

Yes. I'm Fucking Ecstatic.

Mon, 23 May 2011 04:30:29 -0400

Because everyone is entitled to have their little bitch moments except for me, right?

It was evident that I was already in a foul mood, whether it be related to you or not, and I’m positive I made it pretty fucking clear that I wanted to be left alone but you just couldn’t fucking drop it, could you?

You just didn’t know when to fucking stop. Good job getting your little friend involved too, because that’s what really set me off. Not many things have angered me to full-blown-pissed but you, my friend, have achieved it.

Congratulations.

Come find me when you're done.

Wed, 18 May 2011 03:39:00 -0400

As I’ve stated time and time again, there are certain things I can only do at 3am. One of them is think. Another is write.

It is for times like these and I save my deepest emotions and feelings for because it is at these times that they can be expressed with the utmost emotion and feeling.

I didn’t sleep a single wink that night, you know that? Saying I stayed up analyzing what you said and contemplating ever possible scenarios of “us” would be a lie but I’d also be lying if I said that that wasn’t a major part of it.

A friend told me that I was being childish due to my lack of sleep and told me to reflect on my thoughts after a nap. I told her that I wasn’t going to regret these decisions anytime in the near future. I still stand by my words to this day.

The truth is I quit.

Why? Because I was sick of it. It was like trying to teach an old dog new tricks. What I was trying to achieve was simply impossible and I finally realized that.

So I quit. Like any sane person would.

Because I finally realized, that after all this time, I was the one holding you back. I was overprotective and I finally saw that. I was always there to hold your hand and to walk you through everything. I projected myself onto you and told you how to live your life in hopes of sheltering you from pain. I never let your learn by yourself. I never let you fail.

Just like no matter how many times your mother warns you of a flame’s burn, you must touch it yourself to feel the hurt. Failure is often said to be the best teacher, and all this time, I’ve been stripping you of that and for that, I am sincerely sorry.

And so I left.

It was never because I hated you. And yes, I have to clearly state that because I believe that you’re dumb enough to believe that I really did. Because you’re that kind of person. Retarded. Stupid.

To accept your apologies would be to accuse someone of wrongdoing for having thoughts or opinions.

I left because I had to leave.

Because you needed to fail on your own.

Because you needed to learn on your own.

Because you needed to grow up on your own.

And you’ve proved to me that you can. In fact, you’ve proven that you did. And because of that, I know that I’m no longer needed.

So continue to do so.

You’ve got a lot of catching up to do.

Midweek Plans

Wed, 18 May 2011 02:58:07 -0400

I was actually supposed to go to sleep three hours ago but it’s proving to be quite difficult seeing as how I’ve been sleeping at 6am on a daily basis for at least a month now. My parents are leaving for the week so I have exactly 4 days to do whatever the fuck I want.

The initial plan was to bring my desktop downstairs and hook it up to the 50” HDTV and marathon anime but thinking about it now, I think I’ll be too lazy to actually follow through with that seeing as how my current setup is a total bitch to uninstall and reinstall. That and I’d be fucked if I wanted to do anything other than watch animu since all my peripherals are wired and I’d literally be within a 3 feet of the screen at all times. I’ve sat in the front row of a movie theater before. Back then, I swore to myself “never again.” There’s no way I’m breaking that promise; not in my own house.

favorite seiyuus? :3

Sat, 14 May 2011 20:15:16 -0400

Let’s see, off the top of my head…

Omigawa Chiaki

Maka in Soul Eater
Hitori in Soremachi
P-ko in Arakawa
Mitsuba in SYD

Kato Emiri

Hachikuji in Bakemonogatari
Hideyoshi in Baka to Test
Kyuubey in Madoka
Blair in Soul Eater

Arai Satomi

Hata in SYD
Kuroko in Index/Railgun

Chihara Minori

Chiaki in Minami-ke
Yuki in Haruhi

And yes. Lazy enough to not think of any more VAs but not lazy enough to not do research. I don’t even know if that last sentence made any sense. Way too many negatives.

So, apparently, the sprinklers didn’t get it. Here are...

Sun, 08 May 2011 13:18:00 -0400

So, apparently, the sprinklers didn’t get it. Here are some clearer shots. Didn’t take too much though because my neighbor was outside and probably wondering why this retard was talking photos of the ground.

Also, this is what happens when you draw on ground infested with fire ants. Three bites and counting. I’m finding new ones every hour or so, I swear.

Putting off drawing until sunset. Fucking brilliant. It was...

Sat, 07 May 2011 22:41:32 -0400

Putting off drawing until sunset. Fucking brilliant.

It was pitch black outside before I finished and I had to use the light from my cellphone to tell what color chalk I was using.

Couldn’t get any good photos. These happen to be the best out of the millions that I took.

Sprinkler’s turn on at 5am. Well, God damn.

I would like to believe that I am a fairly level-headed and patient person based on the amount of...

Tue, 03 May 2011 09:06:00 -0400

I would like to believe that I am a fairly level-headed and patient person based on the amount of shit I have to put up with on a daily basis but it seems that even I have a boiling point.

If you truly believe that friendship is an association basely solely on mutual benefit, there’s not really much I can do. It seems like no matter how many times we go through this, I can never get through to your thick-ass skull.

But seeing as how, by your definition, I get nothing out of this, I’m out.

That’s about all I can say.

Bubbles.

Thu, 28 Apr 2011 04:37:54 -0400

You know, sometimes I wish I could live a life like yours—to live in a world full of sunshine and rainbows. A world full of butterflies and unicorns. A world full of smiles and bubbles. A world full of the purest form of utter ignorance.

blubblubfish: queerinsurrection: PLEASE SIGN THIS PETITION...

Tue, 26 Apr 2011 00:24:25 -0400

blubblubfish:

queerinsurrection:

PLEASE SIGN THIS PETITION AND REBLOG!!!

http://www.change.org/petitions/demand-that-the-employees-on-duty-at-mcdonalds-be-held-responsible-in-the-beating-of-a-trans-woman

“After an unidentified transgender woman tried to use the bathroom at a Baltimore McDonald’s, two patrons started attacking her in full view of other customers and employees. These employees can be heard on the video shouting words of encouragement to the attackers. It’s time we DEMAND that justice be served and that EVERY McDonald’s employee involved in this brutal hate crime be held accountable…”

what the fuck is this.

i’m so—shocked, and outraged—at their behavior.

you know, people talk about hopes for a post-racial society, but how can we even accept people regardless of skin color when there are still others who can’t stomach that gender may not be strictly male or strictly female, they way a person is not strictly white or strictly black?

I am literally at a loss of words.