One of these days, I will start a new tumblr account named “Ask An Asshole Anything” with the URL being “askanass” for easy access.
This is because it has come to my realization that I have a deep hate for people and that I love being a total douche. What could be better than people begging to be verbally abused?
Viewers will be prompted to ask any question they desire, which I will answer when I have time.
Answers will consist of bad advice and me calling the asker a “retard”, “dumbass”, “shitface”, “slut”, or any other insulting word at least five times per answer.
This is a wonderful idea and if don’t agree, you are stupid.

